Deadpool 2 quotes

Cable : Who are you?
Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.

Cable, Wade Wilson

Cable : Why are you protecting the kid?
Deadpool : I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex!

Cable, Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.
Vanessa : My IUD.
Deadpool : ...A bomb?
Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson