Deadpool : Is this Heaven?Vanessa : Now it is.
Cable : Who are you?Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.
Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. The Juggernaut! That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems!
