Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.Vanessa : My IUD.Deadpool : ...A bomb?Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.
Firefist : What do you say we go fuck some shit up?Juggernaut : Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name.
Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
Deadpool : Fuck it. Superhero landing comin' up.Deadpool : Ooh! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That is so not practical.