I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
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Will someone please pass the fucking asparagus?
Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
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