That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.
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I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
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