Deadpool 2 quotes

Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Wade Wilson : Well, come here
Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.
Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.
Wade Wilson : Wait, what?

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.

Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Fuck it. Superhero landing comin' up.
Deadpool : Ooh! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That is so not practical.

Wade Wilson