Shazam quotes


Freddy Freeman : What are your superpowers?
Shazam : Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
Shazam : I can't talk to fish! And even if I could, what could I do that's cool?
Freddy Freeman :I don't know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?
Shazam : Uh... well, that's not THAT cool.

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I can see why Rocky climbed up all the way here.

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Mary Bromfield : Oh, my God.Shazam : Mary... Mary, are you okay? Are you...
Mary Bromfield : How do you know my name?
Shazam : Uh... How do I know your name? Uh... One of my superpowers is name-guessing. Which is really weird, I bet. Uh, it's not as cool as super-strength or super-speed, but it's really helpful when I meet new people. Are you hurt?
Mary Bromfield : No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um... I just need a second to think. This has been such a weird day.
Shazam : Um, using my powers of super-observation, I see that you're holding a letter from a college in your hand. Are you upset because you didn't get in?
Mary Bromfield : I got in.
Shazam : Uh... well, now my superpowers are failing me and I am very confused.
Mary Bromfield : Yeah. Me too. I don't know. I know I should be excited 'cause this is my dream and I've worked really, really hard for this, but it's like... I don't know. Leaving my family does notfeel fun, you know?
Shazam : Could I, could I give you a little piece of advice? Don't be worried about everybody else. Always look out for number one. Gandhi said that.
Mary Bromfield : I don't think he said that.
Shazam : Yeah, he did.
Mary Bromfield : Gandhi did not say.
Shazam : Somebody like Gandhi said that.
Mary Bromfield : Take care of number one.
Shazam : It was a really wise... It might've been Yoda. Listen...
Mary Bromfield : I'm sorry, no.
Shazam : Agree to disagree. The point is, you do you, you know? You gotta look out for you. And get as far away from this place as you can.
Mary Bromfield : I don't know if I want to.
Shazam : Of course you do. What're you gonna do? You're gonna live in a group home for the rest of your life?
Shazam : Look, families are for people who can't take care of themselves, okay? So... You know, and you can take care of yourself. Also, look both ways when you cross the street.

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