Top Gun quotes

Too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.

Maverick

Stinger : And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
Maverick : Yes, sir!

Maverick

Slider : Goose, whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose : The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider : Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

Goose