Men in Black quotes

Beatrice : You here to make fun of me too?
Kay : No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Beatrice : Sure.

Kay

Edwards : Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
Kay : A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
Edwards : What's the catch?
Kay : The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever. I'll give you to sunrise to think it over.
Edwards : Hey! Is it worth it?
Kay : Oh yeah, it's worth it...
Kay : ... if you're strong enough!

Kay

Oh, you have so got to die!

Jay