Monsters, Inc. quotes

Mike : Hello, is this thing on? Hey, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Nice to be here in... your room. Hi, where are you from?
Mike : You're in kindergarden, right? I used to love kindergarden. Best three years of my life.
Mike : Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there. Course, I was the ball. You see, I... was the ball. All right, kid.
Mike : Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Mike

Mike : Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Roz : Don't let it happen again.
Mike : Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz : I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike : Ooh, she's nuts.

Mike

I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now. You be a good girl, OK?

Sullivan