Juno quotes

Juno MacGuff : ...and the receptianist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfiends pie balls! Oh an Su-Chin was there and she was like, "Hi babies have fingernails." Fingernails!
Leah : Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?

Juno MacGuff

Mark Loring : You could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls.
Vanessa Loring : What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. It's called "nesting."
Mark Loring : Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?

Vanessa Loring

You're quite the sellout, Mark. I mean... what would the Melvins say?

Juno MacGuff