You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.
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I named my guitar "Roosevelt"-not Ted, Franklin. You know, the hot one, with polio.
Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one that was in the Goonies.
Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."