Juno quotes

I am giving you the gift of life, screaming, pooping life, and you don't even have to be there when it comes out all covered in blood and guts

Juno MacGuff

Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."

Juno MacGuff

Mark Loring : It's not an apartment, it's a loft.
Vanessa Loring : Well, aren't you the cool guy?

Vanessa Loring