Juno quotes

Mark Loring : It's not an apartment, it's a loft.
Vanessa Loring : Well, aren't you the cool guy?

Vanessa Loring

Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one that was in the Goonies.

Juno MacGuff

Mark Loring : You could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls.
Vanessa Loring : What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. It's called "nesting."
Mark Loring : Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?

Vanessa Loring