...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.
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When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords.
It started with a chair.
Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion...
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