Juno quotes

I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.

Juno MacGuff

Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!

Juno MacGuff

When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords.

Juno MacGuff