If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass!
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John Hancock : All of you people, blocking the intersection, you're all idiots.Rail Crossing Crowd 1 : You're the one that threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train?Rail Crossing Crowd 2 : Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? You've obviously injured that poor woman.Rail Crossing Crowd 3 : She's right. She should sue you.John Hancock : Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's, 'cause they fucked you up.
Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm... I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but... nobody?
I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public.
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