Don't spend too much money on the flub dubs.
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Buzzards' guts, man!
If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me.
I heard tell once of a Jefferson City lawyer who had a parrot that would wake him each morning crying out 'today's the day the world shall end as scripture has foretold'. And one day, the lawyer shot him for the sake of peace and quiet I presume, thus fulfilling, for the bird at least, his prophecy.