You're in a relationship with me, nothing will ever be okay. But I had this twenty years ago when I was drunk, I can sort it out. I fix stuff.
Read more Tony Stark QuotesFrom: Iron Man 3
A true story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound... Chinese. But they're actually an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.
Tony Stark: Ladies, follow the mullet.Maya Hansen: Thank you, I’ll call you.Tony Stark: I’m titillated by the notion of working with you.Aldrich Killian: Yeah?Tony Stark: Yeah, cheese clown. I’m going to ditch these clowns; I’ll see you up on the roof in five minutes.