Q : It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship. being ignominiously haunted away to scrap... The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?
James Bond : A bloody big ship. Excuse me.
Q : 007. I'm your new Quartermaster.
James Bond : You must be joking.
Q : Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?
James Bond : Because you still have spots.
Q : My complexion is hardly relevant.
James Bond : Your competence is.
Q : Age is no guarantee of efficiency.
James Bond : And youth is no guarantee of innovation.
Q : Well, I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.
James Bond : Oh, so why do you need me?
Q : Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.
James Bond : Or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. Q.
Q : 007.
Raoul Silva : Medical evaluation: fail. Physical evaluation: fail. Psychological evaluation, alcohol and substance addiction indicated. Ooh! Pathological rejection of authority based on unresolved childhood trauma.
Raoul Silva : Subject is not approved for field duty and immediate suspension for service advised.
Raoul Silva : What is this if not betrayal? She sent you off to me, knowing you're not ready, knowing you're likely die. Mommy was very bad.