Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) quotes

Eugh... essence of Crabbe...

Ron Weasley

Gilderoy Lockhart : Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me to answer my fan mail?
Harry : Not really.
Gilderoy Lockhart : Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.

Harry Potter

Oh, don't mind that, it's just the... cat.

Uncle Vernon