Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Quotes

Oh, don't mind that, it's just the... cat.

Oh no you don't, boy! You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere!

Petunia, he's escaping!

Brilliant! Malfoy will tell us anything!

It's alright Ginny, It's over. It's just a memory.

Wish you were here, Hermione. We need you. Now more than ever.

Eugh... essence of Crabbe...

Hermione : She's a little sensitive.

He sounds like a Snitch.

Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Where's Hermione when you need her?

Dad loves muggles. Thinks they're fascinating.

How thick could you get?

Moaning Myrtle : I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle? AHHHHHHHHHH!

You're never going back to that school. You're never going to see those freaky friends of yours again! Never!

Here's the plan, you disguise yourselves as Crabbe and Goyle.

Finite Incantatem!

Lucius Malfoy : Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry : Don't worry. I will be.

Bloody bird's a menace!

Gilderoy Lockhart : Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me to answer my fan mail?
Harry : Not really.
Gilderoy Lockhart : Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.

Gilderoy Lockhart : Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun.
Harry : ...Spooky...

Harry : Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.
Dumbledore : Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.

Draco Malfoy : Scared, Potter?
Harry : You wish.

Harry : Promise me something.
Dobby : Anything, sir.
Harry : Never try to save my life again.

Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't accustomed to seeing a flying car.

Hagrid : I'd just like to say that, if it hadn't been for you Harry, and Ron and Hermione of course, I would... I'd still be You-Know-Where. So I'd just like to say thanks.
Harry : There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.