Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) quotes

Bloody bird's a menace!

Ron Weasley

Gilderoy Lockhart : Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me to answer my fan mail?
Harry : Not really.
Gilderoy Lockhart : Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.

Harry Potter

Here's the plan, you disguise yourselves as Crabbe and Goyle.

Ron Weasley