Ben Parker : That's a cool shirt.Flash Thompson : Yeah. Dude's... dude's crazy. But chicks dig him.
Read more Uncle Ben QuotesFrom: The Amazing Spider-Man
Miss Ritter : Mr. Parker! Tardy again?Peter Parker : Sorry Miss Ritter! It won't happen again, I promise.Miss Ritter : Don't make promises you can't keep.Peter Parker : Yeah but those are the best kind.
He's got you on his computer. I'm his probation officer.
Spider-Man : Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.Car Thief : Who are you? Are you a cop?Spider-Man : Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?