Judy Witwicky : Sam, I think for a job interview that you should wear real pants.
Sam Witwicky : I think for life, you should wear real pants.
Judy Witwicky : Oh, what happened to Bumblebee?
Sam Witwicky : He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.
Ron Witwicky : Your car has a job, huh?
Judy Witwicky : Stop. What does it change into?
Sam Witwicky : It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma. I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.
Judy Witwicky : No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee... if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.
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From: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)