Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
Read more Tony Stark QuotesFrom: Iron Man 2
[Natasha injects Tony]Tony Stark: Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?Nick Fury: What did we just do for you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.Tony Stark: Give me a couple boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.Natasha Romanoff: It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms.Nick Fury: Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.
Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude, or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You want my property, You can't have it.Senator Stern: Look, I'm no expert...Tony: In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator. Come on!
You! I swear to God, I'll dismantle you! I'll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack!