My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.
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Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.Tony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.Ivan Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko.Tony Stark: Never heard of him.Ivan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive.Tony Stark: No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.Ivan Vanko: If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.Tony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.
[realizing Natasha's true identity] Huh…you're…fired.
Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude, or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You want my property, You can't have it.Senator Stern: Look, I'm no expert...Tony: In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator. Come on!
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