Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too.
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Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski: I hope you'll forgive me if I acted a little clumsy, but this is the first time I ever met an actress.Maria Tura: Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.
You know I'm never any good unless I have my peace of mind. Maria, be honest, be frank, I've got to know! Did you tell that fella to walk out on my soliloquy?
Joseph Tura: It's unbelievable! Unbelievable! I come home to find a man in the same boat with me and my wife says to me, "What does it matter?"Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski: But, Mr. Tura, it's the 'zero hour'.Maria Tura: You certainly don't want me to waste a lot of time giving you a long explanation.Joseph Tura: No, but I think a husband is entitled to an inkling.
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