Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
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Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot.
Recipes are like mathematical equations. Dr. Bernard Hazelhof told me you should never weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. I once ate a watermelon bigger than my head, but not all at once.
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