Mary and Max quotes

When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.

Max Jerry Horovitz

I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.

Max Jerry Horovitz

My third job was for a company that printed logos on novelty items. I worked at the frisbee-printing machine. A frisbee is a circular plastic disc that people throw at each other, that is like a boomerang but it does not come back.

Max Jerry Horovitz