Old Nick: What is that? !s that a birthday cake?Ma: Mm.Old Nick: You should have told me. I'd have gotten him a present. So how old is he, anyway? Four?Jack: Five.
Jack: Is bad tooth hurting?Ma: Mmhmm, but you know mind over matter.Jack: If you don't mind, it doesn't matterMa: You're right. Hey do you know what we're gonna do today?Jack: What?Ma: We're going to bake a birthday cakeJack: A birthday cake?Ma: MmhmmJack: Like from TV?Ma: Mmhmm, but for realJack: No way!
Go back to sleep.