Old Nick: What is that? !s that a birthday cake?Ma: Mm.Old Nick: You should have told me. I'd have gotten him a present. So how old is he, anyway? Four?Jack: Five.
Talk Show Hostess: When he's older, will you tell Jack about his father?Ma: Jack's not his. He's not his.Talk Show Hostess: So are you saying that there were other men?Ma: No! No. Um... A father is... a man who loves his child.Talk Show Hostess: Of course. That's so true in a very real sense, but the... the biological relationship that you...Ma: That's not a relationship.
I'm sorry that I'm not nice anymore, but you know what? Maybe if your voice saying "be nice" hadn't been in my head, then maybe I wouldn't have helped the guy with the fucking sick dog!
Jack: Is bad tooth hurting?Ma: Mmhmm, but you know mind over matter.Jack: If you don't mind, it doesn't matterMa: You're right. Hey do you know what we're gonna do today?Jack: What?Ma: We're going to bake a birthday cakeJack: A birthday cake?Ma: MmhmmJack: Like from TV?Ma: Mmhmm, but for realJack: No way!
