Old Nick: What is that? !s that a birthday cake?Ma: Mm.Old Nick: You should have told me. I'd have gotten him a present. So how old is he, anyway? Four?Jack: Five.
I'm sorry that I'm not nice anymore, but you know what? Maybe if your voice saying "be nice" hadn't been in my head, then maybe I wouldn't have helped the guy with the fucking sick dog!
Eggsnake's our longest friend and fanciest. Meltedy spoon's the best to eat with because he's more blobbier. Labyrinth is the twistiest and she hides things so I don't know where they are. Toilet's the best at disappearing poo. Lamp's the brightest, except when the power's cut. You're the best at reading and songs and lots, except if you're having a gone day. I'm the best at drawing, and jumping, and growing, and nearly everything!
Jack: Is bad tooth hurting?Ma: Mmhmm, but you know mind over matter.Jack: If you don't mind, it doesn't matterMa: You're right. Hey do you know what we're gonna do today?Jack: What?Ma: We're going to bake a birthday cakeJack: A birthday cake?Ma: MmhmmJack: Like from TV?Ma: Mmhmm, but for realJack: No way!
