Old Nick: What's that smell?Ma: Sorry, I burned some cheese. Here. I just wasn't thinking.Old Nick: Well, thinking is not your strong suit.
Jack: Is bad tooth hurting?Ma: Mmhmm, but you know mind over matter.Jack: If you don't mind, it doesn't matterMa: You're right. Hey do you know what we're gonna do today?Jack: What?Ma: We're going to bake a birthday cakeJack: A birthday cake?Ma: MmhmmJack: Like from TV?Ma: Mmhmm, but for realJack: No way!
When I was small, I only knew small things. But now I'm five, I know everything!
I'm sorry that I'm not nice anymore, but you know what? Maybe if your voice saying "be nice" hadn't been in my head, then maybe I wouldn't have helped the guy with the fucking sick dog!