You know when your Grandma asks you a question? You can answer her. You don't need to say everything to me, okay?
Talk Show Hostess: When he's older, will you tell Jack about his father?Ma: Jack's not his. He's not his.Talk Show Hostess: So are you saying that there were other men?Ma: No! No. Um... A father is... a man who loves his child.Talk Show Hostess: Of course. That's so true in a very real sense, but the... the biological relationship that you...Ma: That's not a relationship.
Old Nick: What is that? !s that a birthday cake?Ma: Mm.Old Nick: You should have told me. I'd have gotten him a present. So how old is he, anyway? Four?Jack: Five.