Here, take this money and give my half and Ned's half to my kids. Tell 'em if I ain't back in a week, they give half to Sally Two-Trees. You keep the rest, you can get them spectacles now.
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Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.Will Munny: You better clear outta there.Man: Yes, sir.Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Yeah, well, a lotta folks did call him "Two Gun," but that wasn't because he was sportin' two pistols. No, it was because he had a dick that was so big, it was longer than the barrel on that Walther Colt that he carried. And the only insultin' he ever did was to stick that thing of his into this French lady that English Bob here was kinda sweet on.
Little Bill Daggett: You been talking about that Queen of yours, again, Bob?Little Bill Daggett: On Independence Day?
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