Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.Large Man with Dead Body: Why?The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
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Left Head: Halt! Who art thou?Minstrel: He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who...Sir Robin: Shut up! Nobody really, just passing through.Left Head: What do you want?Minstrel: To fight and...Sir Robin: Shut up! Uh, n-n-nothing, really. J-j-just passing, uhm, just passing through.
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.Sir Lancelot: Am not.
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