King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Black Knight: Yes I have.King Arthur: Look!Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
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Narrator: And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!Animator: Ughck!Narrator: The cartoon peril was no more.Narrator: The quest for the Holy Grail could continue.
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!Black Knight: No, it isn't.King Arthur: What's that, then?Black Knight: I've had worse.King Arthur: You liar!Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
The Dead Collector: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!Peasant 3: Here you are, here's your ninepence.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!The Dead Collector: Hang on, he says he's not dead!Peasant 3: Yes he is.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not!
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