You dropped a hundred-and-fifty grand on a fuckin' education you coulda got for a dollar-fifty in late charges at the public library.
Chuckie: Wait, Bill. Hold it. Did you hear that?Chuckie: Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a fucking beating!Morgan: What's up, fellas?Billy: Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own fucking house? Man, that's fucking filthy.Morgan: I ain't got a VCR in my house.Chuckie: Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.Morgan: I didn't use the glove.Chuckie: That's my Little League glove.Morgan: What do you want me to do?Chuckie: I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?Morgan: I was just using it for cleanup.Chuckie: Stop jerking off in my mother's room!Morgan: Ain't there another VCR in the house?Chuckie: It's just sad, bro.
Chuckie: Morgan, I'm not going to Kelly's just because you like the takeout girl. It's 15 minutes out of our way.Morgan: What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare 15 minutes?
Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.