What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!
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This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me.
You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Then, after we eat, I will make love to her two or three times. If I can.
You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!