Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
or come to think of it, I suppose I could set it up for you. That would save you some money. I'll write down the forms you need, you can pick them up, and I'll prepare them for your signature... nearly free of charge... I'd only ask three beers apiece for my co-workers, if that seems fair. I think a man working outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion.
Warden Samuel Norton: Well?Red: Well what?Warden Samuel Norton: I see you two all the time, you're thick as thieves, you are. He musta said something.Red: Honest, Warden, not a word.Warden Samuel Norton: Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but some damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall! Let's ask her, maybe she knows.Warden Samuel Norton: What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different?Warden Samuel Norton: This is a conspiracy, that's what it is.Warden Samuel Norton: One... big... damn conspiracy! And everyone's in on it, including her!
