Russ Langmore: A predilection for sour mash doesn't make a man stupid.Ruth Langmore: Doesn't inspire confidence either.Russ Langmore: Point taken.
Wendy Byrde: Well, let's, let's cut right to it, shall we Fred? What is it going to take, to pout us over the top, and host your convention?Client: REO Speedwagon.Wendy Byrde: REO Speedwagon...Client: Yeah. If you're the kinda place that can get the Wagon, you're gonna have yourself a whole lot'a dentists.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Remember in Chicago when they were like 10 and 7, and they wanted to know what murder was?Wendy Byrde: Vaguely.Martin 'Marty' Byrde: And Jonah asked, if someone's driving and they hit somebody who was walking, was that murder?Wendy Byrde: And I said no, it was manslaughter.Martin 'Marty' Byrde: He kept saying it over and over again. Manslaughter. Manslaughter...Wendy Byrde: Why are you remembering this now?Martin 'Marty' Byrde: And Charlotte realized it was "mans laughter". It was funny.
Del: Grab what you can while you can.Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I, just, uh, you know...Del: What? The risks?Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Yes.Del: Well, I understand, but you only really have to worry about the risks if you are careless or dumb. And you're neither.
