Supernatural quotes

Dean Winchester: You know where you are? What's the date?
Castiel: Earth. Several billion years from the beginning.

Dean Winchester

Dean Winchester: What about Jack?
Sam Winchester: He's catching up on all my old fantasy DVDs, Red Sonja, Beastmaster, Beastmaster Two, you know, the one with the time traveling ferrets.
Dean Winchester: Yeah. Wow. How you ever got laid, I'll never know.

Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester

Sam Winchester: So why are you here?
Crowley: Whenever there's a world-ending crisis at hand, I know where to place my bets. It's on you, you big, beautiful, lumbering piles of flannel.
Dean Winchester: Which means?
Crowley: After we put Lucifer back in his cage- together- I'll seal the gates of Hell. You'll never see another demon again, apart from, of course, yours truly.

Sam Winchester