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Jack: I have to find my father. He'll protect me.Sam Winchester: Jack, you gotta listen to me. That's not what really Lucifer does.Jack: Lucifer? No, that's not his name. My father is Castiel.Sam Winchester: What?Jack: My mother, she said Castiel, he would keep me safe. She said the world was a dangerous place. That's-that's why I couldn't be a baby or a child. I... That's why I had to grow up fast. That's why I chose him to be my father. Where is he?Sam Winchester: He's dead.
Sam Winchester: I don't understand, Dean. We burned the damn thing!Dean Winchester: Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious.
Dean Winchester: All right. Any of this scream "clown" to you?Sam Winchester: John Wayne Gacy's cigar box. I mean...Dean Winchester: We should burn that now.Sam Winchester: Oh, yeah.Dean Winchester: A serial killer clown. I mean, this is, like, the best/worst thing that's ever happened to you, you know, 'cause you love serial killers, but - but you hate clowns.Sam Winchester: Yeah, I get it, Dean.