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Jack: I have to find my father. He'll protect me.Sam Winchester: Jack, you gotta listen to me. That's not what really Lucifer does.Jack: Lucifer? No, that's not his name. My father is Castiel.Sam Winchester: What?Jack: My mother, she said Castiel, he would keep me safe. She said the world was a dangerous place. That's-that's why I couldn't be a baby or a child. I... That's why I had to grow up fast. That's why I chose him to be my father. Where is he?Sam Winchester: He's dead.
Bobby Singer: You're bickering like an old married couple.Dean Winchester: No, see, married couples can get divorced. Me and him? We're like, Siamese twins.Sam Winchester: It's conjoined twins.Dean Winchester: See what I mean?
Dean Winchester: How long's this gonna go on?Bobby Singer: Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait, no one ever wrote one.