Sam Winchester: Ughhhh... come on, Crowley! You really, uh, uh, have to hide the blade in a corpse? Not, not with a corpse, but in a corpse?Dean Winchester: I gotta say, it's not the first place I'd look.
Castiel: Dean, you can't possibly eat another. That's your seventh piece.Dean Winchester: No, it's not.Jack: Castiel's right. I counted.Dean Winchester: Okay, first, don't be a narc. And, secondly seven pieces is perfectly normal.Sam Winchester: Uh, no it's really not.Dean Winchester: It's not even a whole pie.Jack: Was he always like this?Mary Winchester: Even as a baby. John and me, we used to call him our little piglet.
Sam Winchester: You remember Cinderella?Dean Winchester: ...Sam Winchester: The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?Dean Winchester: ...Dude, could you be more gay?Dean Winchester: Don't answer that.
Dean Winchester: Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals?Colonel the Dog: Yep. Animals have a universal language - like Esperanto. But this one actually caught on.Pigeon: And I'm just getting started, too. Brewing a real big one. Ha. Bet your ride's gonna look sweet in white.Sam Winchester: What's he saying?Dean Winchester: You - He's being a douchebag!Pigeon: Who are you calling "douchebag", douchebag?Dean Winchester: Oh, shut it, you winged rat!Sam Winchester: Dude.Dean Winchester: What?Sam Winchester: Hey. Just calm down. Just get in the car.Pigeon: Ha ha. That's right, Sally. Go cry to Mama.Dean Winchester: [pulls out his gun] Oh, that's it, you son of a bitch!