Bobby Singer: You're bickering like an old married couple.Dean Winchester: No, see, married couples can get divorced. Me and him? We're like, Siamese twins.Sam Winchester: It's conjoined twins.Dean Winchester: See what I mean?
Dean Winchester: So we're talking ghosts?Sam Winchester: Yeah.Dean Winchester: Zombies?Sam Winchester: Mm-hmm.Dean Winchester: Leprechauns?Sam Winchester: Dean.Dean Winchester: Those little dudes are scary. Small hands.
Dean Winchester: Whoa. Hey, Miley Cyrus, settle.Claire Novak: Eat me, Hasselhoff.
Castiel: There really is a lot to being human, isn't there?Dean Winchester: It ain't all just burritos and strippers, my friend.Castiel: Yeah. I understand what you're saying.Sam Winchester: You do?Castiel: Yes, there's more to humanity than survival. You... look for purpose, and you must not be defeated by anger or despair. Or hedonism, for the matter.Dean Winchester: Where does hedonism come into it?Castiel: Well, my time with April was very educational.Sam Winchester: Yeah. I mean, I would think that getting killed is something.Castiel: And having sex.Dean Winchester: You had sex with April?Sam Winchester: Yeah, that would be where the hedonism comes in.Dean Winchester: Shh. So... Did you have protection?Castiel: I had my angel blade.Dean Winchester: Oh. Oh, he had the angel blade.