Sam Winchester: I don't understand, Dean. We burned the damn thing!Dean Winchester: Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious.
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Hey, the rules are simple, Sam. You don't take a joint from a guy named Don. And there's no dogs in the car!
Dean Winchester: Hey, there. So, Cas, what's, uh, what's the word?Castiel: Well, Dean, I've been thinking. Monkeys... are so clever, and their sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?Dean Winchester: Not very.
Castiel: You really think it's wise to be drinking on the job?Dean Winchester: What show you been watchin'?