Lucifer Morningstar: This is all your fault. You and your epiphanies. Turns out self-help is actually self-harm.
Linda Martin: Hey, Lucifer, it's okay to be afraid. That means we're making progress.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, we're making progress in precisely the wrong direction!
Linda Martin: Oh, Lucifer! What's happening to you?
Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly what I'd like to find out and quickly because I can't walk around like O.J. bloody Simpson forever!
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