Detective, will you go to the prom with me?
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Joel: We wanted to show the world that you-you can't just leave people.Lucifer Morningstar: You don't get to decide who someone wants to be with.Lucifer Morningstar: And neither do I.Joel: Does this mean you're-you're not, you're not gonna...
Chloe Decker: That was Trixie's school calling. Apparently, she's been using some very creative language today.Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Do tell.Chloe Decker: Well, she called her math homework a "cluster duck" and her teacher a "mother flunker".Lucifer Morningstar: Did she not call anyone a "sock sucker"?Lucifer Morningstar: What? It's just someone who sucks socks.Chloe Decker: I can't believe you're teaching my daughter loophole swear words.Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of her, I might add.
Time for all good demons to go home.