Marcus Pierce: You must be Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar: Morningstar, pleasure.
Marcus Pierce: There was an investigation last year. We interviewed, what was it, 92 of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact if you don't mind.
Marcus Pierce: You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic. That I see.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, thank you very much.
Marcus Pierce: Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson.
Lucifer Morningstar: Quick read then?
Marcus Pierce: Hardly.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I for one don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?
Marcus Pierce: Accurate.
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