Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!
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Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't...Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh.Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?