Let me tell you something. A man without hand is not a man. I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my gloves.
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Gina: Kiss me right in front of him.Jerry: I can't. What if he wakes up.Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him. What kind of a man are you?Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.
George Costanza: I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!Jerry Seinfeld: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.