Cosmo Kramer: What, you don't think I can, huh?Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, no, it's not that I don't think you can. I know that you can't and I'm positive that you won't.
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Jerry Seinfeld: Don't you see? You're just avoiding the middle man. You were gonna give her her spare keys, and she was gonna give 'em to me. So, all that's happening is that instead of giving them to her, you're giving them to me. It's just unfortunate that when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers. 'Cause then she would have given 'em to me, because she has mine. So then I would have never had to ask you for hers, so that I could get mine.George Costanza: You're right, how did I miss that?
Jerry Seinfeld: I can't wear these. They look ridiculous.Kramer: Well, you look like a cowboy!Jerry Seinfeld: I don't wanna be a cowboy!