Mac: There are two guys in this church that are gay!Charlie Kelly: Who's the other guy?
I'm gonna want the milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.
Mac: Hi, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than busting a nut.Customer: Excuse me?Mac: Busting a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowing your load.Dennis Reynolds: Oh...Mac: He said it was a funny joke.Dennis Reynolds: Well, no... hold on.Mac: Yeah, it's like coming all over you. It's light, it's playful.Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific.Mac: Sorry, we jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light.Dennis Reynolds: No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.Mac: Well, where do I jizz?Dennis Reynolds: You don't jizz.Mac: How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz?Dennis Reynolds: No, ma'am, I think what...Mac: Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.Dennis Reynolds: Ma'am, what would you like to drink? And we won't jizz on anything.Dee Reynolds: Not like Mac's ever had an orgasm.Dennis Reynolds: Holy shit, you're late.
Frank Reynolds: I know you're not as dumb as you seem.Charlie Kelly: Well, let's just say that I am.