Frank Reynolds: I know you're not as dumb as you seem.Charlie Kelly: Well, let's just say that I am.
Read more Charlie Kelly QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The crabs have machine guns. That makes sense.
Dennis Reynolds: Charlie can't read.Frank Reynolds: He'll adapt.Dennis Reynolds: He'll adapt to reading?
Charlie Kelly: Seven straight hours of lecturing?Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, and five hours alone dedicated to the evils of homosexuality, from him?Dee Reynolds: Did anyone else notice that he had an erection the entire time?Charlie Kelly: Of course.Frank Reynolds: How could you miss it?